Asian Canon Events Quiz

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The Asian Canon Events Quiz is a fun quiz for people to relate to canon events
they might have experienced as part of growing up as an 'asian'.

A canon event is a pivotal moment that changes the course of the rest of ones life.

Disclaimer: My definition of 'asian' is not representative of the whole race
and for this quiz is mostly catered to east asians (and mostly americanized).

❗ Caution: If you see a canon event happening, don't interfere ❗

Click on every canon event that you have experienced:

👶🍼 Childhood era 👶🍼

Did hard maths (basically calculus) at 3 years old?
Ugly cried as your parents asked why you couldn't solve simple maths questions?
Went to Kumon/Tutoring to hone your delectable maths/english/science skills?
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Ugly cried when you were younger while learning musical instruments/studied?
Had a fringe/bowl cut?
Played Maplestory/LoL/Dota/CS/Starcraft when you were younger (where the addiction first started)?
Got your ass beat with an assortment of everyday items (huge personality builder)?
Wore matching outfits with your siblings?
Got bored at family dinners and mucked around with the other kids?
Went to Saturday Language school just to hang out with your friends?
Spent a good amount of your childhood staring at the fish/lobster tank at restaurants and/or the grocery store?
Felt actual fear when your mom was on the way home and you forgot to cook the rice/defrost the meat/clean the house?
Watched Anime (Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Avatar the Last Airbender) and it becoming your personality?
Couldn't have a girlfriend/boyfriend until you were in your late 20s?
Had a curfew?
Watched La Bi Xiao Xin/ Jjanggu/ Crayon Shin-chan as a kid? (Fun Fact: The Japanese version was the original one)
Went back to the motherland to meet your relatives for the first time?
Lied about your marks?
Had a white fluffy dog or a pet fish/rabbit?
Was into cute plushies/stationery?
😈 Teenager arc 😈
Found your dress style and absolutely slay?
Did a practical degree to please the parents?
Dyed your hair or got a perm?
Got into skin care and had the biggest glow up?
Did the peace sign/covered your face when taking pictures?
Got addicted to dramas?
Went on holidays to Japan/Korea with mates?
Chugged soju for the first time because it didn't taste like 'alcohol'?
Got asian flush for the first time and chundered?
Lied to your parents when you started drinking?
Finally got your first significant other and was embarrassed telling your parents?
Your parents compared you with your friends/relatives (the Kevin's/Jessica's down the street)?
Have/had an unhealthy obsession with instant noodles?
Did swirley pen tricks with your hand like the cool nerd you are?
Got interrogated about your whereabouts/who you were with when you go out?
Drank milk religiously or played basketball or swam to grow taller?
Are lactose intolerant but still consume dairy - Boba/Bubble Tea)?
Acquired a taste for preserved foods?
Got lectured by your parents on the daily?
Got into K-pop/C-pop/J-pop?
Started to really appreciate your culture?
😎 Adulthood 😎
Arrived at the airport hours before you're meant to?
Saved sauce packets/napkins from restaurants?
"Boiled" your feet every night?
Bought a rice cooker (the more floral the better)?
Showed affection by cutting up small pieces of fruit for your family/friends (how the tables have turned)?
Sent random articles from Wechat/Kakaotalk to family/friends?
Slapped the shit out of watermelons to pick the best one?
Fought over paying the bill (respectfully)?
Drank warm/hot water in the morning?
Ate certain foods to 'cool down' or 'heat up' your body?
Believed in random superstitions such as optimal furniture placement/chopstick placement in rice?
Celebrated most major traditional events?
Watched videos/shows while you ate?
Finally gave red packets to your parents/grandparents/relatives (huge canon event)?
Don't look your age at all (asians don't raisin)?
Do crazy remedial tricks when you're sick/injured (eg. cupping, coining, thumb pricking)?
Gave highkey offensive nicknames to the people you love?
Finally being able to pay for things for your parents (best feeling in the world)?
Learnt how to cook your family dishes?
🍵 Sage mode 🍵
Do stretches every morning?
Drink/eat random shit to improve your health?
Bring a wheely shopping trolley when you go shopping (the more colourful the better)?
Still send random articles from Wechat/Kakaotalk to family/friends (but at 2 times the quantity)?
Impart your wisdom onto the next generation?
Tell off those younger than you (for fun)?
Wear a sun visor?
Make loud noises for no reason?
Are content with life?

Your score:

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